if I had a million dollars

I would buy...{the mustache edition}

A miniature mighty mustache magnet, from the small object. Because both tiny mustache magnets and alliteration make me happy.

One of these Secret Agent Rabbit Has Your Back prints, from Daily Ode. Because rabbits should get to go on secret missions too.

One of these mustache on a stick, gentleman's club sets of four, from something's hiding in here. Because one is never enough.

This mustaches in flight shirt, from Pony Attack!! Because mustaches can be scary sometimes.

And this The Ring of Fire print, from Roadside Projects. Because all circus ringmasters look better with a mustache.